[Private to Laura]

I've been thinkin'.

And poking through your file.

Meet me in the pub, yeah? I'm up here now, it's dead quiet.

[Private to Parker]

I have to do what I'm about to do, but I'm sorry to you for doing it, almost.

Thought you deserved some forewarning.

[It's just audio] See, there's a reason I hate 'reports'. They're fucking impersonal, and distant and don't get half the fucking actual story across ( Read more... )

Right, folks. Patrick Maguire doesn't make promises then break them. It's just not the sort of man he is.

So. Given that I acquired myself some more staff, and am in a position to pull this kinda thing now, I'm gonna go with my plan. To cater for you non-human sort of folks around here.

It's called Special Request Thursday! If anyone wants to ( Read more... )

Y'know. The first day of that whole thing wasn't too fucking shabby.

But, like everything else, shit goes downhill fast, don't it?

[Filtered to everyone in the infirmary. No matter of the reason.]

Right. I'm coming up with ice cream. Tubs of the stuff.

Express a flavour preference now or you're just getting whatever I pull out first.

And I ( Read more... )